ON THE LATE CAPTAIN GROSE'S Peregrinations through Scotland, COLLECTING THE ANTIQUITIES OF THAT KINGDOM. HEAR, Land O' Cakes, and brither Scots, I rede you tent it: A chield's amang you, taking notes, And, faith, he'll prent it. If in your bounds ye chance to light Upon a fine, fat, fodgel wight, O' stature short, but genius bright, That's he, mark weel And wow! he has an unco slight O' cauk and keel. By By some auld, houlet-haunted biggin,* Or kirk deserted by its riggin, It's ten to ane ye'll find him snug in Some eldritch part, Wi' deils, they say, L-d safe's! colleaguin Ilk ghaist that haunts auld ha' or chamer, Ye gipsey-gang that deal in glamor, And you deep read in hell's black grammar, Warlocks and witches; Ye'll quake at his conjuring hammer, Ye midnight b-es. It's tauld he was a sodger bred, And ane wad rather fa'n than fled; But now he's quat the spurtle-blade, And dog-skin wallet, And ta'en the-Antiquarian trade, I think they call it. * Vide his Antiquities of Scotland. He He has a fouth o' auld nick-nackets: And parritch-pats, and auld saut-backets, Of Eve's first fire he has a cinder; A broom-stick o' the witch of Endor, Weel shod wi' brass, Forbye, he'll shape you aff, fu' gleg, The cut of Adam's philibeg: The knife that nicket Abel's craig He'll prove you fully, It was a faulding jocteleg, Or lang-kail gullie. * Vide his treatise on ancient armour and weapons. But But wad ye see him in his glee, Guid fellows wi' him; And port, O port! shine thou a wee, And then ye'll see him! Now, by the pow'rs o' verse and prose! Thou art a dainty chiel, O Grose!— Whae'er o' thee shall ill suppose, They sair misca' thee; I'd take the rascal by the nose, Wad say, Shame fa' thee. ΤΟ то MISS CRUIKSHANKS, A VERY YOUNG LADY. Written on the Blank Leaf of a Book, presented to her by the Author. BEAUTEOUS rose-bud, young and gay, Blooming on thy early May, Never may'st thou, lovely flow'r, Chilly shrink in sleety show'r! Never Boreas' hoary path, Never Eurus' pois'nous breath, Never, never reptile thief Riot on thy virgin leaf! Nor even Sol too fiercely view May'st |