LET US JUST SAY THAT A VERY RICH MAN HAS PURCHASED ALL THE FILMS EVER MADE IN HOLLYWOOD. HE CALLS TOGETHER HIS STAFF AND SAYS, "TAKE ALL THE BLACK AND WHITE ONES AND TURN THEM INTO COLOR USING OUR NEW COMPUTER." THE TECHNICIANS GET RIGHT TO WORK IMPLEMENTING THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE USED TO FOLLOWING ORDERS. ONE MAN AMONG THEM HOWEVER, IS PUZZLED AND ASKS HIS EMPLOYER, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PAINT THEM OVER WITH COLOR?" AND THE BOSS SAYS, "BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE WILL WATCH DIRECTORS GUILD OF AMERICA, 7950 SUNSET BLVD., LOS ANGELES, CA 90046 NATIONAL OFFICE TELEX NUMBER 181498 113 BLACK AND WHITE. HE POINTS TO "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" VIEWED BY MILLIONS EVERY CHRISTMAS ON TELEVISION. HE POINTS TO "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY" AND "SERGEANT YORK" AND "CITIZEN KANE" AND "THE MALTESE FALCON" AND "ON THE WATERFRONT". "THEY'RE GREAT FILMS", THE BOSS SAYS. "BUT I'M GOING TO IMPROVE THEM. THEY'LL BE GREATER WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH THEM." "BUT THE DIRECTOR OF 'CITIZEN KANE' IS DEAD. WHO'LL TELL YOU WHAT COLORS IT SHOULD BE?" "WE HAVE MEN TO DO THAT. IT'S TRUE THEY'VE NEVER DIRECTED FILMS AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY SURE CAN WORK COMPUTERS AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME "OH, THAT'S IN THE FUTURE", THE BOSS SAYS. "FIRST COLOR, THEN MAYBE WE REPLACE THE SCORE OF 'GONE WITH THE WIND' WITH ROCK. I HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS." PAGE THREE NOW, YOU MIGHT GET THE IMPRESSION FROM ALL THIS THAT I AM AGAINST COLORIZATION OF BLACK AND WHITE FILMS, BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU'D BE WRONG. IF A MOVIE DIRECTOR WISHES HIS FILM TO BE COLORIZED, THEN I SAY BY ALL MEANS, LET HIM COLOR IT. IF HE PREFERS IT TO REMAIN IN BLACK AND WHITE THEN IT IS SINFUL TO FORCE HIM TO CHANGE IT. IF THE DIRECTOR IS NOT ALIVE AND HIS WORK HAS BEEN HISTORICALLY ESTABLISHED IN BLACK PRESUMPTION THAT THE COLORIZERS ARE DOING HIM A FAVOR AND BETTERING HIS MOVIE IS A TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY THE MUTILATION OF ART FOR A FEW EXTRA DOLLARS. THE COLORIZERS WILL TELL YOU THAT IT'S PROVEN NO ONE WANTS BLACK AND WHITE BUT THIS IS NOT TRUE AND IF IT WERE IF AUDIENCES WHO HAVE GROWN UP ON MINDLESS TELEVISION WERE SO DESENSITIZED THAT A MOVIE LIKE "IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT" WHICH HAS BEEN DELIGHTING PEOPLE IN BLACK AND WHITE FOR GENERATIONS NOW HAD TO BE VIEWED IN COLOR TO BE APPRECIATED THEN THE TASK WOULD BE TO CULTIVATE THE AUDIENCE BACK TO SOME LEVEL OF MATURITY RATHER THAN TO DOCTOR THE FILM ARTIFICIALLY TO KEEP UP WITH LOWERED TASTES. NOT ONLY DO THE COLORIZERS HAVE CONTEMPT FOR THE AMERICAN PUBLIC BUT ALSO FOR THE ARTIST. A LARGE NUMBER OF AMERICAN MOVIES ARE CLASSICS BOTH AT HOME AND PAGE FOUR MOTION PICTURES THAT ARE CONSIDERED GENUINE WORKS OF ART COMPARABLE TO FINE LITERATURE, PAINTING AND MUSIC. BUT THE COLORIZERS HAVE NO REGARD FOR THE MEN WHO MADE THESE MOVIES AND WHEN A GREAT AMERICAN DIRECTOR LIKE JOHN HUSTON SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT HIS SUPERB MYSTERY "THE MALTESE FALCON" MADE INTO A COLOR MOVIE BECAUSE THAT MAKES THIS HARD BOILED BOGART FILM SILLY LOOKING: THEY COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT HUSTON WANTS. THE COLORIZERS ALSO TELL US THAT A VIEWER CAN SIMPLY TURN OFF THE COLOR AND SEE THE FILM IN BLACK AND WHITE. THE FACT THAT THE MAN WHO MADE THE FILM WANTS NO ONE AT ALL TO SEE IT IN COLOR MEANS NOTHING TO THEM. FINALLY, THEY SAY WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY AND THE PUBLIC WANTS THESE FILMS IN COLOR ALTERATIONS TO SUIT THEIR TASTE THE WORLD WOULD HAVE NO REAL ART. NOTHING WOULD BE SAFE. PICASSO WOULD HAVE BEEN CHANGED YEARS AGO AND JAMES JOYCE AND STRAVINSKY AND THE LIST GOES ON. THE EXAMPLE OF JOHN HUSTON, INCIDENTALLY, IS PARTICULARLY MEANINGFUL TO ME BECAUSE THE AESTHETIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN COLOR AND BLACK AND WHITE IS A SUBJECT THAT HITS HOME IN MY OWN WORK. IN AN ERA OF ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY COLOR FILMS, I HAVE CHOSEN ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS, EVEN FOUGHT FOR THE PAGE FIVE BLACK AND WHITE IS OFTEN SO WIDE IT ALTERS THE MEANING OF SCENES. IF I HAD PORTRAYED NEW YORK CITY IN COLOR RATHER EVOCATION OF THE CITY FROM OLD PHOTOGRAPHS AND FILMS WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE IN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR. WHEREAS IF I HAD FILMED "ANNIE HALL" IN BLACK AND WHITE, ALL THE SCENES THAT NOW COME OFF AMUSINGLY WOULD TAKE A 'GIANT STEP TOWARD GRIM SERIOUSNESS BY MERE VIRTUE OF THEM SUDDENLY BEING GRITTIER AND LESS CARTOONLIKE. ONE HAS ONLY TO THINK OF A FILM LIKE "THE BICYCLE THIEF" AND IMAGINE THE LIFE AND DEATH SEARCH THROUGH POST-WAR ROME FOR THE PRECIOUS BICYCLE BEING IN REDS AND YELLOWS AND BLUES RATHER THAN THE HOT WHITES AND DIRTY BLACKS AND GREYS AND ONE SEES HOW ABSURD THE WHOLE THING IS. AND IT'S NOT JUST DRAMA MUSICALS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOUNCY ARE NOT HELPED BY THE ADDITION OF COLOR WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG EITHER. PART OF THE ARTISTIC EXPERIENCE OF SEEING OLD GINGER ROGERS AND FRED ASTAIRE FILMS IS THE PERIOD QUALITY THE BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY GIVES IT ITS ENTIRE FEEL. WHEN ASTAIRE MADE COLOR MUSICALS IN A LATER PERIOD THEY HAVE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT QUALITY THAT REFLECTS BEAUTIFULLY THEIR PARTICULAR ERA. THEY ARE NOT BETTER OR WORSE BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND TRUE TO THEMSELVES. |