(Pray go there, if ever you go to Serchon!)

The two horsemen, well pleased to have reach'd it, alighted

And exchanged their last greetings.

The Frenchman invited

Lord Alfred to dinner. Lord Alfred declined.

He had letters to write, and felt tired. So he dined In his own rooms that night.

With an unquiet eye He watch'd his companion depart; nor knew why, Beyond all accountable reason or measure,

He felt in his breast such a sovran displeasure.
'The fellow's good-looking,' he murmur'd at last,
And yet not a coxcomb.' Some ghost of the past
Vex'd him still.

win her.'

'If he love her,' he thought, let him

Then he turn'd to the future-and order'd his dinner.

XVIII.

O hour of all hours, the most bless'd upon earth,
Blessed hour of our dinners!

The land of his birth;
The face of his first love; the bills that he owes ;
The twaddle of friends, and the venom of foes;
The sermon he heard when to church he last went ;
The money he borrow'd, the money he spent ;-
All of these things a man, I believe, may forget,
And not be the worse for forgetting; but yet
Never, never, oh never! earth's luckiest sinner
Hath unpunish'd forgotten the hour of his dinner!
Indigestion, that conscience of every bad stomach,

Shall relentlessly gnaw and pursue him with some ache Or some pain; and trouble, remorseless, his best ease, As the Furies once troubled the sleep of Orestes.

We may

XIX.

live without poetry, music, and art; We may live without conscience, and live without heart; We may live without friends;

books;

we may live without

But civilized man cannot live without cooks.

He may live without books,-what is knowledge but grieving?

He may live without hope,-what is hope but deceiving?

He may live without love,-what is passion but pin

ing?

But where is the man that can live without dining?

XX.

Lord Alfred found, waiting his coming, a note
From Lucile.

'Your last letter has reach'd me,' she wrote. 'This evening, alas! I must go to the ball, And shall not be at home till too late for your call; 'But to-morrow, at any rate, sans faute, at One 'You will find me at home, and will find me alone. 'Meanwhile, let me thank you sincerely, milord, For the honour with which you adhere to your word. 'Yes, I thank you, Lord Alfred! To-morrow, then.

'L.'

XXI.

I find myself terribly puzzled to tell

The feelings with which Alfred Vargrave flung down This note, as he pour'd out his wine. I must own That I think he, himself, could have hardly explain'd Those feelings exactly.

'Yes, yes,' as he drain'd The glass down, he mutter'd, Jack's right, after all:

• The coquette !'

Does milord mean to go to the ball?'

Ask'd the waiter, who linger'd.

'Perhaps. I don't know.

'You may keep me a ticket, in case I should go.'

XXII.

Oh, better, no doubt, is a dinner of herbs,

When season'd by love, which no rancour disturbs,
And sweeten'd by all that is sweetest in life,
Than turbot, bisque, ortolans, eaten in strife!
But if, out of humour, and hungry, alone,

A man should sit down to a dinner, each one.
Of the dishes of which the cook chooses to spoil
With a horrible mixture of garlic and oil,
The chances are ten against one, I must own,
He gets up as ill-temper'd as when he sat down.
And if any reader this fact to dispute is

Over the fruit and the wine

Undisturb'd the wasp settled. The evening was fine. Lord Alfred his chair by the window had set,

And languidly lighted his small cigarette.

The window was open. The warm air without

Waved the flame of the candles. The moths were

about.

In the gloom he sat gloomy.

XXIII.

Gay sounds from below

Floated up like faint echoes of joys long ago,

And night deepen'd apace; through the dark avenues The lamps twinkled bright; and by threes, and by twos,

The idlers of Serchon were strolling at will,

As Lord Alfred could see from the cool window-sill,
Where his gaze, as he languidly turn'd it, fell o'er
His late travelling companion, now passing before
The inn, at the window of which he still sat,
In full toilette,-boots varnish'd, and snowy cravat,
Gaily smoothing and buttoning a yellow kid glove,
As he turn'd down the avenue.

Watching above, From his window, the stranger, who stopp'd as he

walk'd

To mix with those groups, and now nodded, now talk'd,

To the young Paris dandies, Lord Alfred discern'd, By the way hats were lifted, and glances were turn'd, That this unknown acquaintance, now bound for the ball,

Was a person of rank or of fashion; for all

Whom he bow'd to in passing, or stopp'd with and chatter'd,

His form was soon lost in the distance and gloom.

XXV.

Lord Alfred still sat by himself in his room.
He had finish'd, one after the other, a dozen

Or more cigarettes. He had thought of his cousin :
He had thought of Matilda, and thought of Lucile :
He had thought about many things: thought a great
deal

Of himself of his past life, his future, his present:
He had thought of the moon, neither full moon nor
crescent:

Of the gay world, so sad! life, so sweet and so sour!
He had thought, too, of glory, and fortune, and power:
Thought of love, and the country, and sympathy, and
A poet's asylum in some distant land :

Thought of man in the abstract, and woman, no doubt,
In particular; also he had thought much about
His digestion, his debts, and his dinner and last,
He thought that the night would be stupidly pass'd
If he thought any more of such matters at all:
So he rose, and resolved to set out for the ball.

XXVI.

I believe, ere he finish'd his tardy toilette,

That Lord Alfred had spoil'd, and flung by in a pet,