LAMENT in rhyme, lament in prose, Past a' remead; The last sad cape-stane of his woes; Poor Mailie's dead! Its no the loss o' warl's gear, Or mak our Bardie, dowie, wear The mourning weed; He's lost a friend and neebor dear, In Mailie dead. Thro' a' the toun she trotted by him; A lang half-mile she could descry him ; Wi' kindly bleat, when she did spy him, A friend mair faithfu' ne'er cam nigh him, I wat she was a sheep o' sense, An' could behave hersel wi' mense: I'll say't, she never brak a fence, Thro' thievish greed. Our Bardie, lanely, keeps the spence Sin' Mailie's dead, Or, if he wanders up the howe, Her living image in her yowe, Comes bleating to him, owre the knowe, For bits o' bread, An' down the briny pearls rowe For Mailie dead. She was nae get o' moorland tips, Wi' tawted ket, an' hairy hips; For her forbears were brought in ships Frae yont the Tweed: A bonier fleesh ne'er cross'd the clips Than Mailie's dead. Wae worth the man wha first did shape That vile, wanchancie thing—a rape ! It maks guid fellows girn an' gape, Wi' chokin dread; An Robin's bonnet wave wi' crape, For Mailie dead. O, a' ye Bards on bonie Doon! An' wha on Ayr your chanters tune! Come, join the melancholious croon O' Robin's reed! His heart will never get aboon! His Mailie dead! F 4 ΤΟ J. S****. Friendship! Mysterious cement of the soul! BLAIR. DEAR S****, the sleest, paukie thief, Owre human hearts; For ne'er a bosom yet was prief Against your arts. For me, I swear by sun an' moon, And ev'ry star that blinks aboon, Ye've cost me twenty pair o' shoon Just gaun to see you; And ev'ry ither pair that's done, That auld capricious carlin, Nature, To mak amends for scrimpit stature, She's turn'd you off, a human creature On her first plan, And in her freaks, on ev'ry feature, She's wrote, the Man. Just now I've taen the fit o' rhyme, My barmie noddle's working prime, My fancy yerkit up sublime Hae Wi' hasty summon : ye a leisure-moment's time To hear what's comin ? Some rhyme a neebor's name to lash; Some rhyme (vain thought!) for needfu' cash; Some rhyme to court the countra clash, An' raise a din 1; For me, an aim I never fash ; I rhyme for fun. The star that rules my luckless lot Has fated me the russet coat, |