"YOU GOT IT GOOD BUDDY!"

"HELLO, ERIC? IT'S BERT. HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO PRINT
ABOUT CARRINGTON LABORATORIES IN YOUR NEXT COLUMN.
SAY THEY'RE A FRAUD. THE DRUG THEY'RE WORKING ON IS HIGHLY
TOXIC AND ONLY GOOD FOR PLANT FOOD. THEY'RE BEING SUED BY
26 CORPORATIONS AND THEY'RE GONNA LOSE ALL THE CASES. THE
DRUG CAN'T BE PATENTED AND IT CAUSES SEVERE ACNE; IT DOESN'T
GET RID OF IT OK? AND AS USUAL, CALL CARRINGTON AND
PRETEND TO VERIFY THIS INFORMATION AFTER YOU'VE GONE TO
PRESS SO YOU'LL HAVE A PHONE LOG RECORD TO
PROVE YOU TRIED TO CONTACT THEM."

BARRON'S
TABLOID

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