DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. MOROSE, a gentleman that loves no noise. SIR JOHN DAW, a knight. SIR AMOROUS LA-FOOLE, a knight also. MUTE, one of MOROSE's servants. Page to CLERIMONT. EPICCENE, supposed the SILENT WOMAN. LADY HAUGHTY, LADY CENTAURE, MISTRESS DOL. MAVIS, ladies collegiates. MISTRESS OTTER, the Captain's wife, MISTRESS TRUSTY, LADY HAUGHTY's pretenders. woman. Pages, Servants, &c. The SCENE, London. PROLOGUE. RUTH says, of old the art of making Was to content the people;1 and their praise But in this age, a sect of writers are, With such we mingle neither brains nor breasts; Yet, if those cunning palates hither come, That, when they leave their seats, shall make them say, For, to present all custard, or all tart, And have no other meats to bear a part, Or to want bread, and salt, were but coarse art. 1 Truth says, of old the art of making plays Was to content the people.] From the Prologue to the Andria; as Upton observes: Id sibi negoti credidit solum dari, Populo ut placerent, quas fecisset fabulas. The poet prays you then, with better thought Be fit for ladies: some for lords, knights, 'squires; Who commends her to you. ANOTHER. The ends of all, who for the scene do write, By writing truths, but things, like truths, well feign'd. Of application, wrest what he doth write; And that he meant, or him, or her, will say: They make a libel, which he made a play. 2 City-wires.] This term, which seems to designate the matrons of the city in opposition to the "White-friar's nation," (see p. 269,) is new to me. In the stiff and formal dresses of those days, wire indeed was much used; but I know not that it was peculiar to the city dames. Perhaps I have missed the sense. 3 "Occasioned by some persons impertinent exceptions." This marginal note of the author confirms what is said in the Dedication :—that some particular person was supposed to be aimed at in one of the characters. As the opinion was unfounded, it is needless to pursue the enquiry. Enter CLERIMONT making himself ready, followed by his Page. Clerimont. AVE you got the song yet perfect, I gave you, boy? Page. Yes, sir. Cler. Let me hear it. Page. You shall, sir; but i'faith let nobody else. Cler. Why, I pray? Page. It will get you the dangerous name of a poet in town, sir; besides me a perfect deal of illwill at the mansion you wot of, whose lady is the argument of it; where now I am the welcomest thing under a man that comes there. Cler. I think; and above a man too, if the truth were rack'd out of you. The Page. No, faith, I'll confess before, sir. gentlewomen play with me, and throw me on the bed, and carry me in to my lady; and she kisses me with her oil'd face, and puts a peruke on my head; and asks me an I will wear her gown? and I say no and then she hits me a blow o' the ear, and calls me Innocent !* and lets me go. Cler. No marvel if the door be kept shut against your master, when the entrance is so easy to you -well, sir, you shall go there no more, lest I be fain to seek your voice in my lady's rushes, a fortnight hence. Sing, sir. [Page sings. Still to be neat, still to be drest Enter TRUEWIT. True. Why, here's the man that can melt away his time, and never feels it! What between his mistress abroad and his ingles at home, high fare, soft lodging, fine clothes, and his fiddle; he thinks the hours have no wings, or the day no post-horse. Well, sir gallant, were you struck with the plague this minute, or 4 And calls me Innocent !] i. e. fool, or simpleton. See A. iii. 5 And his ingle at home.] This word is invariably confounded by the commentators with enghle, though perfectly distinct in its meaning. Enghle, as I have already observed, vol. ii. p. 405, is either a gull, a simpleton, or a bait to decoy this description of persons: whereas engle or ingle is a familiar, a bosom friend. It is loosely used also by our old writers in an opprobrious sense, for catamite, &c. I know not whence it crept into our language. If it be the Spanish word ingle, (a groin,) its acceptation in the latter sense is accounted for: but it is more probably corrupted from ignicule, a little fire; whence, perhaps, it came to signify a chimneycompanion, an inmate of the same house. Ingle is still used for fire in many parts of the country. 6 Well, sir gallant, were you struck with the plague this minute.] There had been no plague in London since the dreadful one of 1603-4 but as Jonson usually brings up his action as closely as possible to the period of writing, it is not unlikely that he alludes to a dangerous contagious distemper which broke out in 1607, |