The room fill'd, as his mounting fancy sped A giant, booted for a seven-leagu'd race; On the poor crowd, bound thralls of home and place, And half forgave Whig juries in his heart, "St. George, and westward, ho! full blithe we part. "The sergeant here? I'm in for 't, blam'd, consol'd, When giv'n with "onction," and an earnest air; It chanc'd the son, too, of his morning's victim Young Hopefull tipp'd the bailiff a French crown, Who brought th' High Sheriff's summons from the town. A duty which might give his parts renown. He topp'd his freshman's part; put pompous questions This Don Magnifico, with huge desire To wind up well his self-triumphant day, And sweeten the bad odour of his sire, Enter'd the ball-room, bent on mortal fray, And made no sort of secret of his ire, Threatening (I give the words he chose to say) To teach a skip-jack, hardly worth a 1-, How to malign the honour of his house. He fronted Childe, determin'd to adhere No help for 't? come at least to fence and dine; "Poyntz, was not that the son? old Barebone's pet ?" Confound him, yes; the fool that kept us waiting During your speech; the foreman on the fret." 66 Strange he stood close to us as I was stating My forc'd excuse; turn'd short, and off he set; Sir!' he said just before, and seem'd debating On something for my ear."-"Can't tell, I vow; But Parker may; he talk'd with him just now." "Frank, can you solve this mystery? come here." Oh, it was glorious! Still in open view Stood the crest-fall'n, while round the whispers ran ; All watch'd th' effects which plainly did ensue But then occurred the rational question, "Who Is this young Crichton, bit with his mad plan, Poyntz no great pressing on this head requir'd. That you must go out of your way, as I did, ""Tis a sad case; the leading counsel, Forde, To change his hair-brain'd purpose; 'twould annoy Our Childe, grown quite a lion, a monstrosity, He car'd not for the social reciprocity Call'd ball-room gossip; his few friends, who knew His most peculiar lack of curiosity In trifles, ne'er inform'd him who was who, And had quite dropt their often-proffer'd duties Of introducing him to county beauties. Some cautious triflers can act well-bred lies, And fan, or quench at will, their soft sensations; But he, not quite so prematurely wise, Prone at his heart to conjugal temptations, Had made, like Job, a covenant with his eyes, And hoping one day to attain the patience, In all things, of that much-enduring saint, Kept his own headlong temper in restraint. He now mus'd thus,-" When in the woods I dwell, Hark! his own name, and coupled with a sneer! "I heard him-heard the noble castigation He gave that wretch, of whom Giles Overreach Were a faint type !-Dear Coz, discard a fashion Which, trust me, best were honour'd in the breach. I loathe the French court-cant; high English passion They travestie, because they cannot reach. His project's wild, but speaks no common man : Cromwell himself was bent on the same plan." "They say he's here; comes he, as it should seem, Some Berkshire damsel-errant's faith to try, And lure to join him on his wild-goose scheme ?" -"Kate, if I knew and lov'd him, that would I.” "How ! this from Isolde Kenrick ? sure I dreamYou whom our gallants call so cold and shy?" "Let them; my heart is deeper than my locket, Which any simpleton might steal and pocket. "Kate, I don't know or like you, love, to-night; You're not yourself."-" Well then, the truth to say, 'Twas condradiction, with a spice of spite. Poyntz, whose high nose turns up at vulgar clay, Made quite a speech on this his favour'd knight. Think of him warm'd, and carried quite away, His dry, laconic Spanish courtship! he Who ne'er vouchsafes a compliment to me !" -"Oh, Kate !"-Well, well, he loves me, I believe," (Here Walter's conscience half advis'd a move) "His friend, on whose affairs allow me leave To say, you 're strangely curious_grown, my love, Must be like you-(Isolde, I won't deceive,) A highflyer, with his head in clouds above, Just one of your own world-defying school; In fact, a noble creature,--and a fool. "Heavens, what a look! why all the Cynric blood And I will sift that dear old Forde to-night, The only one who knows his history here, 'Tis whisper'd, he was a known Cavalier." 1 "Nay, dearest, kindest, you mistake my drift." -"No; we all call you a confirm'd old maid Of three-and-twenty."-" Well, but don't say 'sift ;' What can he be to me? yet sure some aidOur cousin Blundell-Ingoldsby-a shift By their high interest surely might be made : Then Poyntz, so much look'd up to, so sincereBut he's too proud to stir a step, I fear. "Kate do you understand me now, or not?" -" Isolde,-I know you mean whate'er you say." -"Oh, when we aim at good, no matter what, Our sex's awkwardness stands in our way. Smile if you please: but think, the hopeless lot Of worth and talent crush'd by this foul play, And doom'd to wither in those savage climes ! One's mad enough already with the times. "No more; here come my torments." Walter now Made a flank movement from his former place; He thought at last to realize, somehow, His favourite Shakspeare models of all grace; To match with high-soul'd Beatrice's brow, And Rosalind's fine form and speaking face, The clear, deep music of that voice, revealing, (So fancy augur'd) deeper thought and feeling. "I see her now; she listens to young Scrope, Th' High Sheriff's heir, an Euphuist fantastic; How the fop fumbles with his plum'd hat's loop! He reddens; he divines her smile sarcasticBows himself off. Now others swell the group, And bait her with their compliments bombastic; Her calm, fix'd look of patience says, ' I pray, Proceed, fair gentles, and say out your say.' "Ha! Forde limps up to her. Ay, wit and worth Dwell in my poor friend's form uncouth and lame.She answers-what a look of cordial mirth Is there ! the calm, still statue's not the same; Sure nought so nymph-like treads on this dull earth. Her eyes--I ne'er admir'd them, soft and tameHave all the soul and fire of the gay South. And what a beautifully well-cut mouth! "Forde catches now my eye-my name again! I know his kindness; but for my own peace I've heard and seen too much, which must remain Link'd with all future thought till life shall cease. Could she-but penury and hopeless pain Are in this land my portion.-Why increase My ills past cure? To-morrow, then I go; Hold fast, Resolve! St. George ! and westward, ho!" He turn'd abruptly, seeking some excuse To shun all that he fear'd and long'd for most. Of proud indifference, which sustain'd our hero "Alice, is't thou? plague on't! my good old dame, Now, dear young man, what will ye please to take? He threw him-no, 't was his habitual use Then Beatrice, and Rosalind, and she, Brought to his mind their fancied counterpart. "Well, fifty years hence, and 't will all be past: By the lone hunter's kindred footsteps trod." END OF CANTO II. A PLAIN CASE. ON HEARING THAT THE VAIN AND UGLY LADY INTENDED GOING TO THE CALEDONIAN BALL AS MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS!" WHAT! Scotland's beauty, frail as fair? LOUISA H. SHERIDAN. |