Iron. You'll pay it now, sir Moth, with interest: You see the truth breaks out on every side of you. Sir Moth. Into what nets of cozenage am I cast On every side! each thread is grown a noose, A very mesh I have run myself into : A double brake, of paying twice the money. Bias. You shall be released of paying me a penny, With these conditions. Pol. Will you leave her then? Bias. Yes, and the sun twice told, ere take a wife, To pick out monsieur Needle's basting-threads. Com. Gossip, you are paid: though he be a fit nature, Worthy to have a whore justly put on him; I will not rob you of him, nor the purchase, Lady L. Well, we are all now reconciled to truth. There rests yet a gratuity from me, To be conferr'd upon this gentleman; The quarrel caused the affright, that fright brought on The travail, which made peace; the peace drew on Com. When the portion Is tender'd, and received. Sir Moth. Well, you must have it; As good at first as last. Lady L. "Tis well said, brother. And I, if this good captain will accept me, Give him myself, endow him with my estate, And make him lord of me, and all my fortunes: He that hath saved my honour, though by chance, I'll really study his, and how to thank him. Iron. And I embrace you, lady, and your good CHORUS CHANGED INTO AN EPILOGUE TO THE KING. Well, gentlemen, I now must, under seal, And the author's charge, wave you, and make my appeal A TALE OF A TUB. DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. CHANON (Canon) HUGH, Vicar of Paneras, and CAP- SQUIRE TUB, or TRIPOLY, of Totten-Court. JUSTICE PREAMBLE, alias BRAMBLE, of Maribone. POL MARTIN, Huisher to Lady TUB. TOBIE TURFE, High Constable of Kentish Town. RASI' CLENCH, of Hamstead, Farrier and Petty Constable. To-PAN, Tinker, or Metal-Man of Belsise, Thirdborough. DIOGENES SCRIBEN, of Chalcot, the great Writer. LADY TUB, of Totten, the Squire's Mother. SIBIL TURFE, Wife to the High Constable. To seek new makes in; though sir Hugh of Tobias Turfe. Pancras Be hither come to Totten, on intelligence, To the young lord of the manor, 'squire Tripoly, On such an errand as a mistress is. What, 'squire! I say.-[Calls.] Tub I should call him too: Sir Peter Tub was his father, a saltpetre-man; Hilts, both by sword and dagger: [Calls again.] Armiger Tub, 'squire Tripoly! Expergiscere! I dare not call aloud lest she should hear me, Enter TUB in his night-gown. Tub. What news of him? [here, master An hour before I would, sir; and my duty Tripoly! Who hath my heart, as I have his : Your mistress And headborough; with loud To-Pan, the tinker, Or metal-man of Belsise, the thirdborough ; Hugh. Sir, to conclude in council, A husband or a make for mistress Awdrey; Whom they have named and pricked down, Clay of Kilborn, A tough young fellow, and a tilemaker. Hugh. Cover her, they say; And keep her warm, sir: mistress Awdrey Turfe, mother, (Because themselves drew so on Valentine's eve Hugh. Where is your governor Hilts? Basket must do it. Tub. Basket shall be call'd. Hilts can you see to rise? sir, Hugh. I thank you, 'squire's worship, To chime in a man's pocket, and cry chink! These weddings are. Clay hath her in possession, [Exit. Hilts. [appears at the window.] Cham not blind, Enter CLENCH, MEDLAY, D'OGE SCRIBEN, BALL, PUPPY, and PAN. Clench. Why, it is thirty year, e'en as this day now, Zin Valentine's day, of all days kursin'd, look you; And the zame day o' the month as this Zin Valentine, Or I am vowly deceived_ Med. That our high constable, Master Tobias Turfe, and his dame were married: I think you are right. But what was that Zin Valentine? Did you ever know 'un, goodman Clench? Clench. Zin Valentine! He was a deadly zin, and dwelt at Highgate, over. Pan. O you mun look for the nine deadly Sins, In the church-books, D'oge: not [in] the high constable's; Nor in the county's: zure, that same zin Valentine, Clench. At the Cock-and-Hen in Highgate. You have fresh'd my memory well in't, neighbour Pan: He had a place in last king Harry's time, As being the zin of the shire, or the whole county: The Clench, the varrier, and true leach of Ham He do zay true: who is't do thwart 'un, ha? Med. Why, my friend Scriben, an it please your worship. Turfe. Who, D'oge, my D'ogenes? a great writer, marry! He'll vace me down [sirs,] me myself sometimes, Scri. Those were verses now, Your worship spake, and run upon vive veet. Turfe. Feet, vrom my mouth, D'oge! leave your 'zurd upinions, And get me in some boughs. Scri. Let them have leaves first. There's nothing green but bays and rosemary. Pup. And they are too good for strewings, your maids say. Turfe. You take up 'dority still to vouch against You told me, D'ogenes, were the first colons A clown original: as you'd say, a farmer, A tiller of the earth, e'er since the Romans Planted their colony first; which was in Middlesex Turfe. Why so! I thank you heartily, good Diogenes, You ha' zertified me. I had rather be An ancient colon, (as they say,) a clown of Middlesex, A good rich farmer, or high constable. I'd play hun 'gain a knight, or a good 'squire, Pan. Outcept Kent, for there they landed came Over the Thames, at a low water-mark; Re-enter PUPPY with JOHN CLAY. Turfe. Zee, who is here: John Clay! Zon Valentine, and bridegroom! have you zeen Your Valentine-bride yet, sin' you came, John Clay? Clay. No, wusse. Che lighted I but now in the yard, Puppy has scarce unswaddled my legs yet. Turfe. What, wisps on your wedding-day, zon! this is right Originous Clay, and Clay o' Kilborn too! I would ha' had boots on this day, zure, zon John. Clay. I did it to save charges: we mun dance, On this day, zure; and who can dance in boots ? No, I got on my best straw-colour'd stockings, And swaddled them over to zave charges, I. Turfe. And his new chamois doublet too with points! I like that yet and his long sausage-hose, Of Totten-Court here; all the hundred rings on't. Turfe. A TALE OF A TUB, sir, a mere Tale of a Tub. Lend it no ear, I pray you: the 'squire Tub Is a fine man, but he is too fine a man, I'll deal with none of these fine silken Tubs : Here comes another old boy too vor his colours, Enter ROSIN, and his two Boys. Will stroak down my wives udder of purses, empty And now they come for ribanding and rosemary : take it Out in his tunes anon. Clench. I'll have Tom Tiler, For our John Clay's sake, and the tile-kilns, zure. Med. And I the Jolly Joiner for mine own sake. Pan. I'll have the Jovial Tinker for To-Pan's sake. Turfe. We'll all be jovy this day vor son Valentine, My sweet son John's sake. Seri. There's another reading now: My master reads it Son and not Sin Valentine. Pup. Nor Zim: and he's in the right; he is high-constable, And who should read above 'un, or avore 'hun? Turfe. Son John shall bid us welcome all, this day; We'll zerve under his colours: lead the troop, John, And Puppy, see the bells ring. Press all noises Of Finsbury, in our name: Diogenes Scriben Shall draw a score of warrants vor the business. Does any wight perzent hir majesty's person, This hundred, 'bove the high constable ? All. No, no. Pre. Have you acquaintance with him, To borrow his coat an hour? Hugh. Or but his badge, "Twill serve; a little thing he wears on his breast. Pre. I know |