ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Lady TAILBUSH'S House. POX upon referring to commissioners! Would I had not begun with you! Meer. We must move, Madam, in order, by degrees; not jump. Lady T. Why, there was sir John Moneyman could jump A business quickly. Meer. True, he had great friends; But, because some, sweet madam, can leap ditches, Meer. They have sent the Spanish lady Lady T. I must send them thanks, And some remembrances. Meer. That you must, and visit them. Lady T. Lost, to-day, we cannot hear of him. Lady T. No, in good faith: they say he lay not At home to-night. And here has fallen a business Between your cousin and master Manly, has Unquieted us all. Meer. So I hear, madam. Pray you, how was it? Lady T. Troth, it but appears Ill on your kinsman's part. You may have heard, That Manly is a suitor to me, I doubt not. Meer. I guess'd it, madam. Lady T. And it seems, he trusted Your cousin to let fall some fair reports Of him unto me. Meer. Which he did! Lady T. So far From it, as he came in, and took him railing Meer. How! And what said Manly to him? Lady T. Enough, I do assure you; and with that scorn Of him and the injury, as I do wonder How Everill bore it; but that guilt undoes Enter MANLY. Meer. Here comes Manly. Man. Madam, I'll take my leave- I'll have you stay and see this Spanish miracle, Of our English lady. Man. Let me pray your ladyship, Lay your commands on me some other time. Lady T. Now, I protest; and I will have all pieced, And friends again. Man. It will be but ill-solder'd! Lady T. You are too much affected with it. Man. I cannot, Madam, but think on't for the injustice. Lady T. Sir, His kinsman here is sorry. Meer. Not I, madam, I am no kin to him, we but call cousins: Man. You are not urged with them. I can accuse, sir, none but mine own judgment; And savour strongly what he was before. Man. Faith, I must never think it; That, for my sake, he should put off a nature If so, I shall be loth, that any hope Lady T. You are sharp, sir: This act may make him honest. Man. If he were To be made honest by an act of parliament, Enter Lady Eitherside. Lady T. Eitherside! Welcome, dear Eitherside! how hast thou done, good wench? Thou hast been a stranger: I have not seen thee this week. Lady E. Ever your servant, madam. Lady T. Where hast thou been? I did so long to see thee. Lady E. Visiting, and so tired! I protest, madam, 'tis a monstrous trouble. Lady T. And so it is. I swear I must to-morrow Begin my visits, would they were over, at court: It tortures me to think on them. Lady E. I do hear You have cause, madam, your suit goes on. Lady E. One that can tell; master Eitherside. Yes faith, there's life in't now; it is referr'd. Lady E. You do that now, Sweet madam. Lady T. O but then, I'll every day it : Bring up some new device. Thou and I, Eitherside, Will first be in it, I will give it thee; And they shall follow us. Thou shalt, I swear, Wear every month a new gown out of it. Lady E. Thank you, good madam. Lady T. Pray thee call me Tailbush, As I thee Eitherside; I love not this madam. Lady E. Then I protest to you, Tailbush, I am glad Your business so succeeds. Lady T. Thank thee, good Eitherside. Lady E. But master Eitherside tells me, that he likes Your other business better. Lady T. Which? Lady E. Of the tooth-picks. Lady T. I never heard of it. Lady E. Ask master Meercraft. Meer. Madam! [Aside to MANLY.]—He is one, in a word, I'll trust his malice With any man's credit, I would have abused. Man. Sir, if you think you do please me in this, You are deceived. Meer. No, but because my lady Named him my kinsman, I would satisfy you To judge me. Man. So I do; that ill men's friendship Is as unfaithful as themselves. Lady T. Do you hear? Have you a business about tooth-picks? Did I ne'er tell it you? I meant to have offer'd it Meer. For serving the whole state with tooth-picks; First, in that one commodity; then what diseases By those are made of adulterate and false wood; Of never sleeping with the mouth open, chewing Enter TRAINS, and whispers him. Ha! what is't, say'st thou ? Lady T. Good faith, it sounds a very pretty busi ness! |